Has there ever been a point in your life when you have wondered, 'What does it feel like to be my shoe?', 'How is my toaster feeling today?' or 'What is my sponge thinking about?' Probably not, which means you are more than likely sane. However, what if your household objects had these thoughts and feelings and decided to let you know about them? This collection of letters and their responses, written from the perspective of everyday objects around the house and the individuals they are addressed to, gives a brief glimpse into their lives and how they perceive the world around them. And don't worry, your teapot isn't watching you...