Want to talk like a Stokie but unsure of your vowels? This handy guide will teach you perfect Potteries dialect so you'll never find yourself tongue-tied at a Bentilee barbecue or in a 'Castle curry ice' ever again. Converse with North Staffordshire folk with complete confidence Everything you need to survive in The Potteries covering basic grammar, vocabulary and pronunciation rules Handy phrases Cultural tips Slightly interesting facts A fast track course for beginners - makes learning Potteries dialect easy and fun Easy-to-find phrases for every situation Avoid embarrassment with essential tips on culture & manners Bay keerful thee dunner wet thesen "Funnier than Fifty Sheeds Agree." (Mrs. Potter)