Perhaps the most important work ever created on the subject of cow genocide, La Bovine Genocide takes everything you know about crazy religious shark skin wearing psychos, evil poison babies, mad doctor Frankenstein rip-offs, jigsaw women, teddy bear puppeteers and virgins and...puts them all into a book together. When a mysterious baby arrives on Freddy's doorstep, his friend, Dr. Ercarrio, immediately sets out to reunite the child with whomever abandoned him. Before they can even leave the apartment, a gang of cow killers, called the Dairy Crump, break in with hatchets and axes already covered in gore. From there, the two best friends set off on a quest to find out who the child is, why he's being pursued by these cow killers and just why the bovine apocalypse is happening. Maybe the great vagina in the earth knows. Freddy knows, but he's not saying anything. Not until he gets his coveted reward. Warning: Adult Content