156 poems and 39 short stories and fables of a satirical and humorous nature have been gathered from my first four poetry collections. In this book, as well as in my own life, nothing is sacred, even my own beliefs. If you get offended or upset while reading, then you obviously don't have the same sense of humor that I have, which is a real pity. I feel sorry for you. Lighten up, and enjoy. Afterwards, see a shrink. You probably weren't hugged enough while you were being beaten as a child.