Emilia Lane has experienced a lot of emotional distress over the past year; a failed engagement to her jack-ass of an ex-fiance, the death of her Granny Lane and a return move into her childhood home. Now, just as she's on the verge of getting her life back on track, she finds herself unexpectedly re-united with the jack-ass, recovering from a concussion, and the number one suspect in a murder investigation. And to top it all off, she's spotted gray hairs popping from her head. In her mind, this can only mean brittle bones are just around the corner. What's a girl to do? Other than pretend, of course."