A young Kiwi woman steals an identity -- and a castle -- in modern-day Scotland, but all without intending to steal it! Will her discreet butler with explosive secrets of his own help her? Will he admit he has feelings for her? Will her vegan diet save her from the repeated attempts on her life? A modern and hilarious take on jilted heirs and murderous staff in the heady and romantic atmosphere of the Highlands. A short and humorous book that will transport you to a quirky castle full of secrets and eccentric characters.