Tired of red tape tying up his cut-price care homes in Thailand, failed union demagogue Arnie Ratledge takes to the high seas. Launching hugely cost effective care-home ships for the elderly, he cunningly taps into the fashion for green energy, and takes it one stage further: milking what little energy the old have left. And when they die, there's A Drop in the Ocean for each corpse. Even the fish are happy with the whole cheap-as-chips operation. With his trademark ground-breaking humour, Maurice Jones strips bare the madness at the heart of 21st century fads while giving political correctness a mighty shove towards the dustbin of history.