Lots of fun, clean jokes suitable for teens and adults.




What do you get from a clever oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.


Why did the drowning Pharaoh refuse to ask for help?
He was in de Nile.


I met my boyfriend while visiting the zoo. There he was, in his uniform.
Right away I knew he was a keeper.


Don't have an argument with Pi.
He's irrational.


What is a physicist's favourite food?
Fission chips.


This version of the book is written in UK / Australian English.