This is it, you Dogs The long awaited tale of Jesus Francisco's earliest adventure. Countless scum have demanded to know the true origin of our hero, the one and only Ochre Bandito- and lest you die a pathetic death clutching your knees upon the toilet, you will read these pages post haste Do not take my word for it, fools, but dive in quickly, and drink your fill of the dastardly deeds of the even more dastardly men who did make the mistake of setting this majestic man upon his bloody path of vengeance If you are indeed one of the unlucky few not already acquainted with the Brown Fury, sit yourself down on your filthy floor, be warmed by your fire, and partake in the very first tale told to me of-- the Adventures of Jesus Francisco