Jay Davidovich is a veteran of Iraq and Afghanistan because he joined the National Guard in the late nineties so that the taxpayers could put him through college. Nine-eleven took him by surprise sort of like Bush, as Jay puts it. His job at Trans/Oxana is to prevent losses that Trans/Oxana has insured against especially losses that unpleasant people want to happen. After Hollywood pretty boy KentTrowbridge plays late-night bumper-car in his Ferrari, which bought an eight-figure Trans/Oxana policy insuring performance of Trowbridge s Major Performing Artist Contract. Jay quickly realizes that Trowbrigde is going to do some county time. Because there won t be any director yelling CUT when things get dicey on the inside, Jay figures that Trowbridge won t be in shape to perform anything once he gets out unless Jay finds him a Jail Coach. Enter Katrina Thompson whose past includes jail, the Marines, a daughter, and a hustler named Stan Chaladian. The first will help Jay, the second will impress him, the third will charm him, and the fourth with almost kill him that s life in the Loss Prevention business.
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