English, it is said, is one of the most difficult languages to master. Many of us have spoken the language our entire lives, and we still can't figure out the nuances. What would happen if a bright-eyed college student and her grumpy old dad wrote a book that violates as many grammar rules as they can think of? Would you feel your IQ sink as you read it? Would you even notice the errors? We dare you to read this book while continuing to insist that proper grammar is unimportant.