Intellitoons is a book containing cartoon images representing many commonly used English language metaphors. The reader will enjoy deciphering each cartoon from the clues embedded in the image. In the second half of the book, one will find a number of short stories. Some of the stories are metaphoric, others are true events. It is up to the reader to decide which is real and which is not. The nature of the images and stories is designed to help explain some of the problems non-native-speaking individuals to grasp the underlying meaning of what it means to "give someone a snow job," or to be "Up the creek without a paddle."