Once again, David Q. Tague politely invades your free time with this "second helping of hullabaloo," specifically designed to: Disrupt the Status Quo Dismantle Your Current Belief Systems Dispel, Disassemble, and Discard all of the illusions that constantly, consistently, and continually prevent the Human Race from reaching its Full Potential. This time around, David Q. abandons those "Former Versions of Himself" left behind in his Ultimate Garage Sale to take on an actual identity-that of America's Own "Parking-Lot Poet " Realizing his fans' need for additional 'literary gratification' (before losing their loyalty/sales to more prolific authors), "D.Q.T." quickly whipped up some new material, complete with a world-view, dated wisdom, and the required balance of humor vital to our survival as a species.
Unsolvable dilemmas-persistent paradoxes-is there any hope? While nobody has all the answers, David Q. has at least some of them, and he's more than happy to share them with you right here, right now
So go ahead-take this copy of "Inane Balderdash" to the cashier with the shortest line and the longest attention span-the sooner you get home & begin reading, the less traffic there'll be on the highway