MIRANDA's dream man woke her up out of a sound sleep almost every night. In her dreams she couldn't see his face, but she could see his shoes. Before long, she found herself looking at men's feet all over New Orleans. She was going to marry that man, just as soon as she figured out who he was. In the meantime, her stable of interesting friends kept her occupied: Steve, her middle-aged best friend who dated pierced and tattooed women just old enough to vote; Tonto, her ex-preacher Indian friend who was too picky to get a date; Justin, the occasional transvestite with a fashion emergency; Danielle, the beautiful dominatrix; Zelda, who owned a bar called Twats; and Mitzi, who made a fortune selling her ugly jewelry. LEO's dream girl woke him up nightly in his San Francisco loft. He was going to marry that girl, but his only clue to her identity was her dyed red hair. Leo was a frustrated man. His best friend Murray tried to help by sending him to a massage parlor called Door Number Three, and Murray's kid sister Charlotte got Leo drunk and gave him a Tarot card reading. He appreciated the efforts of his friends, but unfortunately none of it helped him find his dream girl. Besides, Leo had family problems. His sister Betsy liked to direct traffic in her nightgown and fuzzy slippers, when she wasn't burying her stuffed animals in the back yard. And his mother, who attracted an eclectic crew of nuts and weirdoes, was bugging him to move back home to New Orleans. Will Miranda find her dream man? Will she know him if he's barefoot? Will Leo find his dream girl? What if she dyes her hair a different color? Will Justin ever find the right ball gown? Will Charlotte's sugar daddy find out about her girlfriend? Will his wife find out about Charlotte? Will Betsy have to find a bigger pet cemetery? Do any of these people ever work? Read In Your Dreams and get the answers to these burning questions.