Have you heard the one about the waitress who came into the restaurant...and stayed for 40 years? That's what happened to Linda Hepworth, author of "If These Tables Could Talk." She began waiting tables as a part-time job, working her way through college and discovered that she took to it like a duck to water. Over the years Linda has met some pretty interesting folks and had some wild and crazy experiences that developed her "jokester waitress" persona. This collection of true tales from Linda's unique perspective is a view of fine dining through the eyes of a waitress, which is often overlooked in this era of celebrity chefs. Through her, you'll see behind the scenes in the restaurant world and also get to know some of the remarkable characters that she encountered along the way.