Hi I'm Perry Williams Every week, my Father, Sister and I would go ice skating at the local rink, and this is all about what happened when we were there Never a skating session went by without something happening to me, which I didn't find funny, but everybody else did Come and meet the people we met every week who we considered as something of an extended family. You'd never believe such crazy stuff happened, had I not seen it with my own eyes But, as I'm too busy doing more interesting things with my time, I asked Lilian to transcribe the notes I gave her She agreed, on the condition that she got author's credit She drives a hard bargain