Nymphs 'n' knots, forget-me-nots,Feet and inches too.Life is all so simpleWhen you haven't got a clue!The perfect companion for dreary commutes and dull afternoons - escape into Phil the Falcon's wicked verse and meet an assortment of colourful caricatures you're sure to recognise (and poke fun at!).With inspiration ranging from traditional Scots to punk poets to rock 'n' roll legends, these upbeat, offbeat odes might be idiotic - but they're guaranteed to get you giggling!