Ramonism isn't an official religion yet because they're still working out the kinks in the doctrine, but in the meantime this is the Ramonism Bible--the guide to how view and respond to the world around you in strange and wonderful ways that will have people strongly recommending that you get back on your medication. A keen observer with a big imagination, Presson pokes fun at topics including marriage, SPAM e-mails, newspaper headlines, real and imagined conversations, how to speak Led Zeppelin, brilliant parenting, strange advertising, Bible characters with Twitter accounts, fake interviewers with famous people, election fiction, sports problems, and haiku failures. There's also features such as Dr Presson's free advice, helpful lists, and deeply profound insights into completely trivial matters. You can't spell "random" without the letters R-A-M-O-N and this book is what happens when a comic therapist and humor columnist selects from almost 10 years of comedy posts on Facebook. The book also includes bonus sections: Lunchbox Notes, Poetry Sampler, and Columns Sampler.