Resisting temptation isn't so easy in this funny, cute coming-of-age one-shot yuri manga where the class’s top student has a plan to control her feelings—that's doomed to backfire! Torn between the intense feeling of first love and dreams of a grand future, can she find romance and success in equal measure?

Fans of the new wave of heartfelt, hilarious sapphic comedies like There's No Freaking Way I'll be Your Lover! Unless... and I Can't Say No to the Lonely Girl will love I Love You, Please Dump Me.

“Love makes people go crazy.”

Hikaru’s always been told to be wary of love—it can make you do stupid things. Like abandon your dreams, or worse, fail your exams! Which is exactly what happens when she falls in love at first sight with the gorgeous Kairi Kira. The problem is, Hikaru’s dream of one day living it up in an expensive penthouse apartment relies on her first achieving academic success. Which is why she’s going to have to nip this little love problem in the bud. If Kairi rejects her and breaks her heart, she’ll be able to get over her feelings and focus on her grades. Except Kairi insists on becoming her girlfriend, which is definitely not part of the plan! But this should be fine, right? She just has to get used to splitting her time and attention. Or…she could, if Kairi would let her!

A single-volume comedy and Shizuku Torii's English debut!