A fly-on-the-wall account of what happens when the author's first-born child, Henry, comes home from the hospital, this humorous narrative explores a disinclined father's perspective on parenthood. Unabashedly tackling the issues surrounding pregnancy and parenting, including sleepless nights, dirty diapers, and precarious relationships, this memoir explores this life-changing event from an honest--and unflinching--point of view. More than merely a flippant anecdote from a first-time parent, this account traces the author's journey from depression, anxiety, and self-doubt to a love so deep, he can't see the bottom.