The Sabres. The Tang Spoons. Kira Majin. The Gorch Brothers. Thrashing Mohandes. Heavy Planet Man. Blaze Loves Billy. Out of Strange Eons. Proud Flesh. Spall. "Candy's On Fire." "Bo Diddley's Mustang Ford." "Atom War '50." "I'd Rather Look In The Mirror." "Hand Me Them Snakes." Some of the most entertaining bands, albums and songs you never heard of. Collected inside are the lyrics to over a hundred of those songs by a writer about whom it was once said, "Any man who can rhyme 'irreligious' with 'britches' has got to be a damn genius."