"When the boss says, "Get me head," how am I supposed to react?" Nate has three problems with his new job. First, the advertising world is nothing like the ho-hum financial sector he's used to. Second, he's nervous as hell since he's still under 90-day probation. Third, his sleazebag boss just asked his new secretary to organize him a nooner. What follows is a day of lurid adventure as Nate's desperation drives him further and further into the gutter of humanity. The clock is ticking. His job hangs in the balance. And as he upsets ever more dangerous people, Nate realizes there's no such thing as a sure thing.