LIVING THE DREAM... A sly, sexy and scandalously satirical expose of the celebrity circus. She has been called a slut and a whore. A freak addicted to plastic surgery and self-mutilation. An attention-seeker, obsessed by fame. A gold-digger, a heartbreaker and, yes, the nation's sweetheart. She is both a dumb bimbo and an astute business woman. A female role-model and a national disgrace. Britannia in stilettos and a peephole bra. A Madonna for the new millenium. Pole dancer, glamour model and Britain's most envied WAG, Chastity is all this and more. From Page 3 to rehab to Woman of the Year, this is her story.