Follow Rob McHenry in his quest to find love, happiness, and a decent meal. Along the way, he meets political musicians, jugglers, and lots of naked people. He would prefer to live a simple life, but he keeps falling in love with women who are trying to kill him. His journey intersects with international crime and free-loving librarians, and it involves lots of air travel over western Pennsylvania. Enjoy the suspense, characters, and, hopefully, a funny scene or two.