At last, a book that provides a much-needed humorous antidote to the thousands of good-for-you guides on how to create a successful business. In this book, we dispense with all that well-meaning nonsense and get straight to the point. If you're going to run a business, run a shoddy one, and then give it up quickly and go back to your real life. In the long run, this book will save you lots of money and hours and hours of heartache. And it will make you laugh along the way.