Get New Guns is a set of opinions and stories that appeared during the first few years of the 21st Century in NTH POSITION, the literary on-line magazine from England. Here are tales about my life and thoughts (not all of it or all of them) that I consider worth preserving as an artifact of the horrid, deathful 20th Century amongst the luckiest, best-fed, under-educated, most graceful people who ever lived, the Americans.