What do suave heroes, hot babes, exciting adventure, loyal friends, and maniacal super-villains have in common? Fifteen year old Jacob Greer only ever meets them in his dreams. Jacob is the quintessential nerd. He has Harry Potter glasses, an IQ well above average, a collector's edition Star Wars watch, and a bag full of twenty-sided dice. He builds models of spaceships, plays videogames, hordes Pokemon cards, and roleplays. His best friend (one of only four) is a obese, gay drama queen. The girl of his dreams is dating his arch-nemesis, the school bully. His mother just doesn't understand him. Jacob is the perfect caricature of a geek in all ways but one: he's been murdered.