The pages of this book are filled with witty remarks, fun facts and quirky one-liners like these for you to whip out at your next event and spice up your conversations. Let's turn those boring conversations into funversations! When the Conversation is on Families The Internet went down at our house, so I had to spend time with the family. They seem like good people. When the Conversation is on Aging My grandmother lived to be 98 and never used glasses. She drank straight from the bottle. When the Conversation is on Diet and Exercise When I look at chocolate, I hear two voices in my head. The first one says: "You need to eat that chocolate. Go ahead now." The other voice goes: "You heard correctly, now eat the chocolate." When the Conversation is on Love and Marriage My wife's credit card got stolen. I didn't report it because the thief charges less on it than my wife did. When the Conversation is on Sports Besides getting a base hit single, there are 7 ways a baseball player can officially reach first base. Name them.