This is a unique and hilarious story about a man that left the active duty military life to venture out to what he thought would be greener pastures. Like most vets, he encountered a circus Barnum and Bailey would blush after. From the far west, to the midwest, this story takes the reader through every step of a veteran's attempt to settle into a new world, and adjust to civilian life. After the reader is taken through three "careers" of nothing, to many, many hilarious somethings, a haunted house, a town that worships a naked turtle, and an attempt by three bachelors to pick up chicks at a breast cancer awareness event, he/she will know not just the culture shock a veteran goes through, but just shock in general. For anyone looking to understand what veterans go through, or those that just love reading a hilarious true story, this is for you. Enjoy