Follow the blog of daily misadventures, as Ethan's cohort of allies attempts to deceive his overworked mom by setting a nefarious scheme in motion to own his Frenchie. Ethan, an underachieving middle-years student, has one focus in life: to own a French Bulldog. He can't convince his overwhelmed, single mom that he is deserving of a pet, so he enlists the aid of his somewhat devious and slippery grandmother in a business plan to realize his dream. It becomes a covert operation of misadventures, processed on his nightly blog, "Frenchie's Best Friend." The journey is both humorous and unnerving, as Ethan's "Doggie Wash" business faces the risks of blowing up in his face. Join Ethan and his blog followers, as he confronts each new chaotic challenge towards pet ownership. If you aren't totally "gaga" over "Frenchies" before reading this novel, you will be by the time you finish it, guaranteed But of course we all know that you don't always get what you want Or do you?