Usha Vance has a problem: her marriage is in trouble. Her husband JD Vance is distracted by his new role as Vice President, and by... other things. Big things. Things that take up one entire wall of the living room. Now, with some mystical help from Melania Trump, Usha will undergo a transformation and try to win back her husband's affection. But can she steal him away from the seat of power? And if she fails, who will cushion the blow? She'll have to couch her fears and find out, as she becomes... THE FORBIDDEN LOVESEAT. "I read it. I loved it. Trust me on this one." - George Santos, former congressman and volleyball star "This is exactly the kind of woke filth you'll find on Amazon. It must be destroyed." - Alex Jones, host of The Alex Jones Show "Please never contact me again." - Chuck Tingle, renowned author When her husband JD Vance becomes Vice President of the United States, Second Lady Usha Vance's life is thrown into chaos. To set things right, she enlists the help of Melania Trump. Using her secret magical manananggal powers, Melania helps Usha transform into a couch, in the hopes that her new form will help her better seduce her husband and win back his love. But it won't be easy: JD's has a lust for power, corrupted by the influence of the billionaire Peter Thiel and seduced by the socially-parasitic name-dropping journalist Krista Singer. Can JD turn off Singer's podcast long enough to notice the new couch in his living room? Or will Usha Vance be forced to take a backseat in her own marriage? Filled with intrigue, monstrous characters, and a few steamy situations, this paranormal semi-erotic political thriller will tick every box. Pull up a chair.