Delve deeply into the jungles of Africa with hero Mike Huffingbergstromwellishpopperdy as he catapults from one perilous catapult to another. Soar the vast expanse of outer space, but make sure you register with NASA's frequent flier program first, lest you miss credit for the mileage. Explore the infinity of your psyche and reveal the subtle differences between an umlaut and a circumflex. When you're done all that, sit down, read. Laugh. It's the best medicine. Unless you have a hernia, in which case, it hurts like the Dickens. (Was Charles Dickens some kind of bully? If so, he should've tattooed his knuckles with "Best" and "Worst.") Featherless, Woozy is a compliation of printed words. If you investigate further, you'll discover short stories, a play, poetry, anecdotes, skits, blogs, essays, and scented bath soaps.