Observational humor to-go Laugh out loud at 250 snappy one-liners, sharp puns and eccentric jokes. Here's a peek: "I'm not trying to brag, but this fly is super attracted to me." "I hate eating nachos with someone at the theater and our fingers touch. Especially if I don't know them, and they don't know we're sharing." "Second-guessing myself is pointless. Right? Maybe? Does anyone know?" "If Lincoln was asked for identification, and he dished out some pennies, that'd make cents." "I finally have a private investigator's license And she's not getting it back. Finders, keepers." "Surprise party at my place Please bring a surprise."