An aging white petty thief who likes to be called Captain envisions himself as a modern-day pirate. When he comes upon a failed mob hi-jacking in North Las Vegas, he grabs their $3 million casino skim and runs. But Fast Eddie Slick has a soft heart for the less fortunate and he stops to help a stranded motorist who turns out to be a Queen Latifah look-alike. In a strange series of events, they run from both the mob and the police in a tiny fifth-wheel RV.