Queer, curvy, neurodivergent, and chronically ill Maggie Livingston just wants a 5-star review for her new B & B, but dead bodies, a rogue alligator and accident-prone guests keep getting in the way. Welcome to book one of the F This Murder Series: The rollicking fun, foul-mouthed cozy mystery series that has readers and reviewers asking for more! "Sisters Quant and Land debut with an amusing whodunit . . . The authors nail Maggie's acerbic voice and keep the plot twists coming fast and furious enough to hook readers. A sequel would be welcome." - Publishers Weekly "Our Verdict: GET IT!" - KIRKUS REVIEWS. "Gloriously unhinged." - Nina McConigley, author of Cowboys and East Indians, winner of the PEN Open Book Award. "Hilarious B&B murder mystery with unexpected heart."-BookLife Reviews, Editor's Pick! "This mystery is cozy like a cup of hot cocoa with a splash of bourbon, and one I'd highly recommend you pick up now!" - Kayleigh Suggett, author of Alibi by Accident. "This colorful, spiraling whodunit effectively combines suspense with tongue-in-cheek absurdity." - KIRKUS REVIEWS. "A gift of disability and queer representation." - Sonya Huber, author of Pain Woman Takes Your Keys and Other Essays from a Nervous System. "In a time when things are tilting toward tyranny, this joyfully neurodivergent book, which celebrates our differences and our intersections, lets you sink into a world you'll be reluctant to leave." -Jordan Rosenfeld, author of Fallout and The Sound of Story. "Impeccably written, fabulously illustrated, witty, charming, surprising, and wry." - Jena Schwartz, author of Fierce Encouragement.