Bypass long and boring stories about a girl who falls in love with some character that doesn't exist. Instead, adventure into the random and unprompted thoughts of Tommy Leonard in this straightforward, unsystematic, imaginative, impulsive, spur-of-the-moment book about almost everything. Imagine having a sweet epiphany that might be able to change the world. Imagine an idea so amazing that you could win the Noble Peace Prize. Imagine an idea so good that the nations would finally come together and cooperate on the future. Now come back to reality, stop playing around, and read my book. "If I were a patient person, I wouldn't have left my grandpa at the grocery store." - Tommy Leonard