Welcome to Ever Day, an increasingly absurd fantasy novel filled with sentient wads of phlegm, spider-faced spinsters, and lots of run-on sentences. Erratic, confusing, and amusing, the world of Every Day offers readers an adventure truly unlike any other.The story begins with Lree, a determined young girl bound to a terrible curse: existence. Her world views her as a mistake that must be corrected-preferably using the cruelest, most painful measures possible.Then there's Avery, a less-than-determined young man also bound to a terrible curse: himself. Antisocial, slothful, offensively odorous, not particularly bright, prone to fainting, maladjusted...you know, I'm not sure where I was going with this.While Lree and Avery share little in common other than their intense dislike of one another, the two social pariahs aim to create new lives for themselves. One seeks excitement and freedom, the other comfort and conformity. Will they find what they are looking for? Who will have to fight their molten sister in a battle to the death? Who will constantly confuse their own thoughts with lyrics from 80's pop songs? And what's the deal with that cow face guy? Find out in Ever Day.