Conner was in the middle of the roughest of rough patches. A year after he lost his job, his wife walked out. This was followed by the loss of his car, apartment, hairline, personal hygiene, and dignity. He couldn't even muster up enough funds to indulge in a reasonable mid-life crisis. One day he answers a mysterious "help wanted" ad and finds himself swept up in a world of prophecy, madness, dreams, regrets, and people with decidedly odd tastes in fashion. Can Conner save the world? Can he get the girl? Can he conquer his demons? Will he buy a new television? What's with the sweatpants? At the end of days, all things are known.