On a world where precognition comes packaged as neatly and cheaply as a latte, Edelweiss Santucci is an oracle. A bonafide old testament farseer. She knows this. Everyone else is just in denial. But she'll show them: like a dreadlocked Boudica, she will lead the planet into a goddess-approved anarcho-utopia; where woman and unicorn frolic in fields of organic quinoa and kombucha flows from faucets. Then they'll be sorry. With the help of a childhood chum, a miserable 8-foot troll, and the world's most gastrointestinally advanced canine, Edelweiss doggedly pursues her destiny. She will join the mightiest and most merciless of corporate prescience peddlers and/or blot them from the surface of the world. Will she learn a valuable lesson? Not likely. She's as sharp as a sod brick and twice as dense. But she will have adventures, meet interesting people and probably get eaten by a flying shark. So there's that.