In the same vein as Tom Robbins and Douglas Adams, comes the tale of America on the brink of another civil war. The evil forces that control the wealth of the western world have manipulated all facets of life, and have now set their eyes on turning unprofitable protests, into full scale profitable war. Can a network of slackers, peace lovers, and idealists help prevent the impending disaster? Guided by the secret knowledge hidden within the Dude See Scrolls, there may just be a chance.