Tim Axelrod comes home from college to Hollywood for Spring Break. His good friend (and lover) Karl invites him to experience sex like few mortals ever get to enjoy - Sex with a vampire. Yes, Hollywood is infested with vampires ready to show a college boy one heck of a time. Once you've been fanged and shagged by a Hollywood vampire, you will never return to unimaginative, commonplace sex again. But, oh, yes. There's a little price to pay for the pleasure. You become UNDEAD as a result. Come step into the world of vampire sex. There's nothing like sex with fangs in your jugular. It is all told in Dracula Sucks Hollywood Dudes.