From one of the creators of Explosm.net, a comedy site featuring Cyanide and Happiness, one of the most popular web-comics on the internet, comes this laugh-out-loud guide to anything readers ever wanted to know about vampires. With wit and wisdom culled from centuries of research, scientific experimentation, firsthand accounts, documentary evidence, fictional works, plenty of sarcasm and complemented by 50 b/w illustrations, Melvin gives his own hilarious take on the world of the undead.