"Oh whoa, ye fellow earth humans, ye great, great ancestors; Our beings, each drawn from two forged into one, feel the consequences of ancient actions, now beset with imminent collapse and disaster and extinction. Bots have taken us far yet none have the brains to lead us out of dread into the hereafter. Nature is vanishing, everything dry, and it's not much due to our dealings. We cry back to thee: Help us. Wake to see what the future will be." This story weaves science, english, math, history, geology, myth, and humor into a world of fantastical dimension, where the pup navigates the unknown.