Dear Chess Mistress Hex, As requested, here is the summary of the report I wrote to you, detailing the adventures of your intern, Jhe Aladdin so that you can sell it online as a book. Inside you will find mind-stealing monsters from another universe, mechanics with steampunk limbs, unimaginable secrets, and a war spanning ten thousand universes. Also a very bad alternate rule set for chess. As you read the adventures of Aladdin, his bodyguard Aegenor, and their terrifying battle with a strange being called Memnor that can take your very memories, I hope you think about my paycheck and how it's simply too low for someone who wrote a report this fantastic. Sincerely, Carl Fredrickson