A father of five daughters' plea for peace, sanity, logic and no more cat pee unfolds in this outrageously humorous memoir about parenting and raising girls, told in the guise as a desperate letter written to the fine makers of Midol. All Kevin Sutton wanted was a son, but he soon discovered the Sperm Fairy has a mean streak, times five. With biting insight and laugh-until-you-cry storytelling, he shares his unique and mostly head-scratching perspective on the Evel Knievel-like leaps of logic, and reveals the untold secret to raising females: good luggage. It's a story that took five lifetimes to write.