Jack Tyler, an ordinary reporter from Cleveland, wants a James Bond girl -- and he finds one. Along the way, Jack must tangle with venomous and deadly wildlife -- musclehead bookie Mario and his bat boy, The Cuban, and K. David Howell and his bejeweled cohort, Captain Bling. With the help of Scrapper Jones and barkeep Ian Fleming, Jack plunges into the murky unknown and limbos his way down the beach -- playing man's most dangerous game -- dating island beauties Dame Donna, Commando Jill, and Mrs. Peel -- as Jack uncovers the mystery of the Sanibel Island panther. jmfisher.com