Former President George W. Bush has been shot while addressing a Jeb rally in South Carolina. The unresponsive former president has been rushed to a nearby hospital. Who is responsible? Every opposing candidate and half the world is suspect. A Super PAC wants to hire the best investigative mind in the business - fresh from her series of stories about the demise of The Donald. Yes, they have sought to hire none other than Dana La Blonde, the almost Pulitzer nominee, investigative reporter, and wrongly fabled PI. For those of you not familiar with Dana La Blonde, she is at best a hack investigator generally specializing in finding lost pets and taking compromising photos of cheating spouses. Yet somehow she always gets credit for some of the more complex cases she and her partner Betty Chang investigate. Enjoy the fun as Dana, Betty, and Betty's dad, the famed homicide detective Charlie Chang help bring this case to an exciting and satisfying conclusion.