A children's book for new dads.


Get ready for all the surprises that await every new dad.
Get ready to start changing dirty diapers.

• The race to get the diaper on before your baby turns into a sprinkler.
• The long drive after what was clearly not a number one.
• The diaper explosion

The first time it happened,
there was no warning at all.
By the time I noticed your grin,
you had pooped on the wall.