Cami's life is going great She has a lovely girlfriend, a beautiful mansion, is about to graduate from community college with an associates degree in general studies, and her demon companions haven't tried to convince her to kill herself in months...which is why she probably should have seen the apocalypse coming. In the months following her graduation, Cami suffers the first great death of a loved one, followed shortly by the death of a not-so-loved one, her house burns down, she keeps waking up during the day, strange visions haunt her formerly dreamless sleep, a psychotic gang leader befriends her, she discovers exactly how difficult it is to fit in in Los Angeles without a boob job, and then she accidentally helps an ancient evil bring about Armageddon. With all the sex, drugs, and drop-ins by distant relatives, Cami begins to regret her decision to go away to college...especially after discovering vampire college doesn't even exist