Follow New York's City's Schwartz, P.I. on a laugh-out-loud investigation into whether a professional football player has been kidnapped with a mutilation ransom demand sure to keep you turning the pages and keeping a careful count of your own digits. Schwartz and his trusted cohorts take you on a head-scratching, belly-laughing investigation that Sherlock Holmes, Sam Spade and Spenser never came afoot of. Is it a counterfoot or not? Leave it to Schwartz to (wise) crack the case. This project is sponsored in part by the Florida Keys Council for the Arts, the State of Florida, Division of Cultural Affairs, the Florida Art Council, The National Endowment for the Arts, and private donations.